Minecraft RNG: THE MOVIE

“We’re coming! And we’re saying it out loud for storyline reasons!” 💀💀💀

7:08 Conk “ Hey Golem look at my girlfriend” Golem “get away from my sister”

Conk: "hey do you know where joll is?" Jolll: "no" Conk: "okay thank you joll"

" Were coming and were saying it out loud for storyline reasons" 😂😂😂

Conk is the main character we need but couldn't afford

Netherite guy did all that just because he got no apology☠️😭😭☠️ Edit : W MOVIE 🍿

19:42 Who is this numb skull is he slow Conk: "I heard my name" 😂😂

Don't let the homies know I fw this.

10:48 So Conk is short for Concrete? That's the first time I've ever heard something smart that his mother did to him. 😂

Joll and Cronk are the two friends we all need

First Joll than Conk than Kibble lastly Golem who's next

17:05 this entire video was just straight gambling sleep when you can be losing money in gambling. It’s so funny ♦♣♥♠

"This is inspiring, maybe we all have a chance here!" rolls obsidian "fu-"

"What about sleeping?" "Who needs I when you can roll" SOLS RNG "Rolling is their whole life" SOLS RNG X2

22:15 Conk:golem is scared yay emotions Golem:im gonna punch through the lava Kibble: woof Conk:im taking a voul of silence

9:45 you can see the Guest that was sent to Obsidian, im guessing he survived. Nice detail there!

“Better luck next time frogger” “I don’t think you can say that” Don’t like just quoting things but.. WILD. Blatant racism 😭😭😭

Each character from each video that plays a big role in a movie is transported to the next adventure with Joll and Conk. Considering Joll lost his memory in the Upgrade movie, we know he doesn't remember the civilizations. For all we know, no one besides Conk remembers anything. I feel like it would be a bit cliché for Conk to just be really dumb but remember everything, but it would help with story building if all of the movies are actually connected. Also, in the corruption video, Joll and Conk got a note from the civilizations, meaning that they are still apart of the story, and Joll's mom did die, Conk had a bunch of girlfriends and came from the mining civilization, and accidentally got seduced by Joll's dad. The corruption of the civilizations would be canon. Gollum helped Joll and Conk (and Kibble) in the Upgrade Movie, so he will be a reoccurring character. The civilizations have not appeared since the Corruption movie, so that's something to look out for. If they appear again, that means that my theory is probably correct. Im pretty sure a lot of people already noticed this, but Joll (almost) always has his signature Flint n' steel, Kibble is reaaly good at running, and Conk has his TNT. The Flint n' steel was given to Joll as a gift and Conk just uh.. Had it. I really hope that after i watch this video, i can add more things to this. Anyways, thank you for reading my theory ramble.

jesus i didnt expect this to be THAT good.

Bro is saying that RNG is stupid in the best way possible