I Accidentally Got SBF To Admit to Fraud

I like how SBF answers questions about his company like he’s an outsider who’s just as puzzled about what happened.

Judge: "How do you plead?" Sam: "I cannot answer that now because I don't have the data."

He said you monopolised his time because you're the one that stands out. You made him sweat, so the thirty minutes he spent talking to you felt like thirty hours. Excellent work. Genuinely a job well done.

I think the craziest thing is that Sam was doing all these interviews to begin with. He really thought he was going to trick the entire world with his BS.

I love how much of his defense is just "I forgor 💀"

Every SBF interview in a nutshell: "I don't have that data right now" "I don't know all the details, sorry" "My best guess is..." "I'm not sure, but.." literally the founder of the company

“I’m afraid your assets were quite fungible after all, Mr. Bond.” Holy hell good job on getting him to admit it.

His lawyers wouldn't want him to do any interviews, but Sam has to be the cleverist person in the room, but that is going to be his long term downfall.

“Tricked him into a third interview” is the funniest part of this whole thing

As a former prosecutor, I never handled complex, white collar cases. However, just from a legal perspective, it sounds like you got him. He admitted to knowingly commingling funds — in a way that directly violates the terms of service. AND he admitted that was their general, business practice. Very exciting!

Sam's reaction at 5:30 after being told he loaned out investor funds after being read his own terms of service again had me dying lol

The ear to ear smile that CoffeeZilla got when SBF said “you’ve been monopolizing these conversations- you need to stop grandstanding- if you could let me elaborate” HE KNEW. He KNEW he got him there with that 😂😂 busted

So by Sam's own admission, ftx agreed to not take ownership of those funds, then took ownership of those funds in order to service margin customer withdrawals. Yeah I'd say he admitted to fraud. Good work Coffeezilla.

Watching SBF squirm while people ask him basic questions about how his company operated is my new favorite sub-genre of content.

The amount of times this man says "I think- and again I'm just taking a stab at this" BRO YOU ARE THE CEO 💀💀

I love how it went from “there was a separation of funds I think” to “there was fungibility to both sides of the liquidity pools and funds might have been co-mingled”. Dude straight said that he mixed funds between different sides of a ToS, the way his ToS legally bound him to, thus (in my opinion) committing fraud and exposing their clients who didn’t agree to it a massive risk that legally they can’t

This is real journalism. Not asking weak, easy questions, but the ones that get the subject to admit to things they otherwise wouldn't in a roundabout way

CZilla: So you stabbed him to death? SBF: No I didn't stab him to death. Gerber is a company that manufactures knives. I introduced a Gerber product to him internally but that is not what caused his death. As you know the heart pumps blood, and the blood must circulate throughout the body in order to maintain life. Now in the initial few minutes after I introduced the Gerber product to him internally his heart continued to pump blood at the same rate as it had previous to the introduction of the Gerber product. Once he realized that blood which was inside his veins was now flowing down his chest on an external basis it was then incumbent upon him to reduce the external flow of blood. So....in summation he was alive both before and after my internal introduction of the Gerber product and his own actions post introduction resulted in his demise. I see where you're coming from when you say I stabbed him to death but you are just grandstanding. 🤔

Coffee’s work is just incredible. We need people of this calibre more than ever.

I love to imagine that when a lawyer asks him hard questions, he demands they stop grandstanding and monopolizing his time.