YouTube Subliminal Channels Are Dumb
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Published 2024-06-15
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All Comments (21)
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1:00 Buy a Brain Blaze membership 1:19 Too Late Buy a Brain Blaze membership 1:53 You heard him Did you by a Brain Blaze membership yet? 2:07 Next CC: Lorelei Prosecuted for encouraging people to buy a Brain Blaze membership 2:16 Yay! No prison for me this time! Now go buy a Brain Blaze Membership! Ok I give up there are way more of these in here than I expected.
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I'm a philosophy and politics student, and last month I handed in an essay about transracialism...but Simon saying "It is a bit weird, isn't it- let's not be doing that" made the point a lot better than I did in 2000 words.
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Yes, "fake it till you make it." That's exactly what my cousin Hal said when he decided to be an airplane pilot. RIP Hal.
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I woke up in a puddle of my own mess, surrounded by Brain Blaze memberships
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HAH! Canât trick me! Subliminal messaging canât work if you have no disposable income đ
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Editor putting the ad read right after you were "mad" about having to watch adverts on TV is both top notch editing and trolling.
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As wise man once said, "If subliminal messaging worked, it would be legal in the US."
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I'd absolutely become a member if Simon hired a 6'9" (206 cm) blonde haired blue eyed black guy who speaks fluent Korean to impersonate him in all his videos for a week, just to hit the punchline of this episode.
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I do my mirror affirmations a different way, I sit and stare at myself and hold back the urge to punch the mirror as hard as possible.
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Simon: goes home and is forced to watch an AD on TV, BB: immediately cuts to Vessi AD read lol
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I donât think Iâve ever mashed Pause/Play so many times while watching a video.
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That's 1 hell of a long intro you made without Simon realizing! 10/10
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I watched a subliminal video that gave me the power to fly! Now I need to watch some affirmation ones, because I need money to pay for my medical bills and replaster the ceiling.
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I now have an uncanny desire to purchase a Brain Blaze membership...."become a member" I feel so filthy now.
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Iâm not sure who is more entertaining; Simon, Kevin or Lorelei
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As expected, that section on underground subliminals ruined Simon's day. And hey, if you're a sicko who wants to see all the stuff he couldn't read, I do offer access to all my uncensored and unedited scripts! (As well as a private discord and other benefits)
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Simon: You don't look like your K-pop Idol Lorelei: puts up footage of Japanese metal band Headbangers: shaking heads
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Canât wait for Simon saying âI am a strong and powerful womanâ to be in those out of a Simon out of context videođ
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"Don't remember the last time I watched ads." Breaks into a ad read. đ
