Elden Ring BOSS Homophobia Tier List
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Published 2024-07-03
Thank you for the ideas some of you gave, unfortunately I didn't end up using any I didn't already have written down, but I appreciate you!
Credit for the Ancestor Spirit quote is Lao Tzu btw!
Disclaimers: 00:00
F Tier 01:12
D Tier 04:19
C Tier 06:59
B Tier 09:29
A Tier 12:18
S Tier 15:10
The rest of it 18:02
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All Comments (21)
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Hey y'all: Thank you so much for 1k subscribers!?!? I absolutely was not expecting this much of a positive reaction to my shitposts, and I am very flattered and happy that I could make so many of you laugh :)
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I think we can all agree Bayle is extremely homophobic
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The godskin duo is your "single" uncle and his long term "roommate"
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Given some of the DLC lore, Malenia may honestly be the most LGBTQ+ supportive person in the Lands Between. The most unhinged, too, but still most supportive. She nuked Caelid and rotted Radahn just to help her brother get gay married. That's some dedication.
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Noooooo, can’t wait for you to finish the dlc so mohg can beat the allegations 😭😭
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gideon literally dies of madness if you grab his head seductively. turns out the only thing he didnt know was himself 😔
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I love Radahn's "quote" which implies you came out to a guy with literal brainrot 2 miles away from you and he somehow understood
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I love the idea that Rykard is cool with gay people but he draws the line at Albinaurics
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poor morgott and his internalized homophobia due to religious trauma😔
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That grab attack the Black Knife Assassins do DEFINITELY awoken something in many Tarnished, regardless of sexuality...
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Miquela, using foul sorcery to put the Shmooves on at least two of his brothers and divesting himself of his female form to do so: "Behold the power of true Homosexuality! I will suffer NO Rival."
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The only change I'd make to this is making Morgott/Margit Bi/Gay, which adds onto his whole thing of "fanboying for an order that hates him because he exists wrong." And make him extra homophobic due to this internalized homophobia.
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Morgott would be a pick-me gay who does podcasts with all his totally straight Golden Order bros telling them how he's all reformed
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i always thought that no duty, honor or simple respect could make Finlay carry a whole 2.5 ft woman in full armor while rotting for the whole land between without being in a deeply lesbian relationship with said woman Ps: after the dlc we got some freaky stuff i have to say
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8:29 Small note about Placidusax, in the game files one head is called female and the other male. Meaning he is bi-gender and would probably support gay people. He's still gonna fry your ass with the twin laser beams though
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extremely based quotes made by the bosses it hit me in the feels most when the tree sentinel said homophobic neighing really showed the hate by him and his horse
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I doubt Morgott would understand the concept without you telling him. And even then, he wouldn't murder you because you're gay, he would murder you because you're too close to the damn tree.
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Finally an Elden Ring tier list that's nothing but pure objective facts
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"Some ratings may change after the DLC"
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my headcannon will always be that marika and rennala were so gay but I can totally see radagon being homophobic
