Cicret Bracelet UPDATE

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Published 2017-01-16
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Captain Disillusion reports on the latest developments of the fabled Cicret Bracelet, the development of which he continues to very generously sponsor with his very own money.

All Comments (21)
  • @dino99videos46
    Damn can’t believe covid hit them so hard it delayed shipping 4 years in advance
  • @Jogwheel
    CD's sly smile at 4:08 is just perfect. It's the look of a guy who is (rightly) pleased with stopping such a terrible and obvious scam. Take a victory lap, Captain!
  • @gavinj1456
    The amount of passive aggression in this video is an art form
  • I tested a far larger laser of the same (approximated) power density as the Mistaque in Universe Sandbox 2 and it somehow added 7 earth masses of water to Mars. Not sure how it did that. It's also creating ice of a thickness of 19.2 light years, despite heating up the water. It claims that the water is 0.7 light years deep at max, 7E+14 atmospheres of water vapor pressure, and completely unaffected elevation (where ground is, water not involved). On venus, the center of the laser impact ended up 600 degrees cooler while the outskirts were 60000C. Then I accidentally used it too long and destroyed Venus, though for a brief moment the water depth was positive infinity. Mercury ended up becoming a brown dwarf with 37 times the mass of Jupiter, made almost entirely of water. Further use of the laser sets the average temperature to a really big number (couple million degrees usually). That heat stops existing after a few seconds. Ice thickness is a thing, and it is positive infinity. Max water depth is somehow 14 light years. Water vaper pressure is somehow a weird seizure grid, with a max of about 1E+10 atmospheres centered at where I last shot the laser. From the looks of it, simulations aren't ready for lasers like the Mistaque either. note: This is all based on an assumption of laser width of 0.2 centimeters, but when it's breaking this much a reasonable higher value would not matter too much. Laser width was 200km. Laser crystal was ruby since the type mentioned in video was not present in the list.
  • @dodgerfloof7424
    It's almost 2020 and they just pretty much stole everyone's money.
  • @theoverseer393
    the sarcasm is so thick you could see it better than the projections
  • Yea uh, they really did scam their customers. If you message them in facebook, automated bot responds with something along the lines of "We couldn't raise enough funds to keep developing Circet. Have a nice day." Like bruh you literally got 128% of the goal, that isnt even a remotely convincing excuse
  • @nfugitt89
    This, stunningly, is still making its way around. My mom mentioned this thing to me over the weekend.
  • @brianbethea3069
    Pretty gross of them to use someone's disability to get sympathy points to entice people into giving more donations. Really gross of them, actually.
  • @zergreenone8111
    If anyone was wondering, the Chinese text at 3:10 says 危险玩具, which means "danger toy"
  • @Patrick-xs6zw
    3:24 I like to think that the beam reflected off of him because he is chrome.
  • @theKRB93
    3:10 "it's called the MISTAQUE" I cackled so loud I nearly woke my sleeping child from the other room
  • @suprabh1795
    So they just took everyone’s money and literally disappeared
  • @MfGreezy
    His level of sarcasm is top tier