My First Time Playing DUNGEONS & DRAGONS

This was without question the most unhinged inhumane group of total psycho characters I have ever DMed for. When are you free for session 2?

Gotta love how high fantasy Jaiden and Ranboo went with their characters and Jacob just went, "Imma be Larry/a salary man"

Jaiden: I cast depression!! ... Mark: I miss my wife, Zuut. I miss her a lot.

The best part is that Paul yeeted his own son in sheep form twice.

I love how Jaiden was a dragon, ranboo was a cat, and Alpharad was literally just Larry but with extra lore

THIS WAS AWESOME :DDD I can’t wait to turn more people into different bugs

Picking up the first animal you see and adopting it is the most DnD thing one can do.

Ranboos “own personal hell” line at 16:10 was probably so good especially with his acting skills from the DSMP and GenLoss

I love how it turns out Ranboo’s character wasn’t trapped in a time loop at all, he was just a raging paranoiac

"the group, now lost with no direction, decides, for some reason, to all start eating the clay." this is the most D&D sentence I have ever heard

Fun fact my first session of dnd my character (a half elf if i remember correctly) just had a feeling from perception that people were watching us while we were in the woods, so i used a flaming arrow and shot the trees around us, and killed like all 8 or so vigilantes that were definitely going to attack us, everyone was actually really impressed cause as mentioned this was my first run, in fact our groups bard asked me if he could write a song for it, i said sure, and next session he actually came back with a lyrics sheet and his guitar and played us the song, he actually let me keep the paper too, it's still tucked away with my character sheet if i remember correctly

That 'casual conversation' with Paul was one of the most intense dnd background stories I've ever heard. And also a very believable motivation for striking up a conversation at a bar. Venting. I also love how he asked if she knew his boss before saying anything that could get him in trouble.

I absolutely love the idea of just being able to shout 'DEPRESSION' in someone's general direction and completely wreck them from the inside out.

welcome to the roleplay rabbit hole

it would've been wild if Barthalomew woke up the next day and everything had reset

Weaponized depression is an absolute wild concept

“And casts disguise self to turn into Marks ex wife” The knowledge that this was Jaiden’s first session makes it so much better

I love how Paul and Bartholomew had these deep intricate backstories that got woven into the story and Jaiden was just like DRAGON ACOD FIRE MOUTH SHOT

The goblin in the back when the peeler attacks was like “Oh, there he goes again”

Paul easily won MVP in this adventure. Like seriously, saving tholomew (I think that's his name) from the clay crowns possession, communicating with the goblins, and is just an overall funny character. I'm actually a little sad for him bout his backstory, but yeah. 10/10 for Paul :D