Reacting to my Creepiest DMs

The next stream is at 7pm GMT on the 6th April! Clear your calendars because this is going to be FUN. Should be during the day throughout the USA so you have no excuse for missing it! We’re going to be reacting to your memes and… well I’m probably going to get incorrectly called a bottom a lot. GREAT. Be there or be a blunt square!! I’ve also recently upgraded/updated a lot of my setup, so the stream will be nice and high quality for you :)

My worst 3 are "I love non-passing", "Do you want to adopt my live in sub?", and paraphrasing "Can you drive 3 hours away from home to meet me, a guy with a kidnapping kink?"

"i am a alleged war criminal" had me dying

She had me with "We should topple the state government of Ohio.' Based.

"do you sell scat videos" Skibbi dibby dip dum da dop dip Dum da dop dip

DM stands for ‘Despicable Messages’

"You're the biggest bottom i know..." had me cracking up 😂😂😂😂 Your reaction is very bottom Allice! XD ❤️

One thing I do not understand is how Alice does not get her channel rated 18+ or even demonetized due to her subject matter or esp her language!

That pupplay part still makes me laugh so hard 😭

1:15 FINALLY figured out how Alice pronounces her channel name. Thought is was supposed to be L337 speak for "Alice in Wonderland".

My lord the eye shadow kills my retinas more than theyre already dead

14:25 - I mean... Alice may be a bottom but that dm was just insulting. One does not ask a bottom for advice on how to be topped, it just isn't done!

well i learned what scat is in the context of depravity today

I have no insanely cursed DMs but here’s an insanely cuddly comment for my favourite war criminal 🥰🥰🥰🤗🤗🫂🫂🫂🤗🤗🥰🥰🥰🥰🤗🫂🤗🤗🤗🤗

I'm not saying Alice is a bottom. But it takes 1 Planarwalk to make Alice the top 2nd kiwi trans girl in her own video.

Alice, I hate to correct you but Florida men are known for wrestling alligators, not crocodiles.

Welcome queer army. This weekend, commonly mistakenly thought of as Easter, in fact the Bunny weekend minefield training exercise takes place over the weekend... We train the little ones to detect mines by disguising them as chocolate eggs (otherwise they just never manage to keep their focus). Now remember, these are not really explosives. My cousin Frank Bunny stupidly mentioned that idea once, and it went horribly sideways. There were kids covered in chocolate shrapnel all over the place. No harm was done, but the shrieking laughter... cousin Frank's ears were never quite the same. Why train little kids to hunt for mines? How should I know. It was that other Alice's mad hatter friend that came up with the notion. Oh and to be on topic, chocolate, it's the safer scat alternative. And you don't have to tell them it's chocolate eh. Hell of a gag.

"I am the one who tugs on the leash" I think I'm starting to understand why people searching 'pupplay' would find you :P

I love the highlighter yellow eyeshadow and matching earrings. 💖

My greatest accomplishment was beginning the word jottom.