Dagoth Ur Breaks Down Skyrim Faction Rewards

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The fact that you get shitty stealth armor in exchange for giving up any thief's wet-dream, a lock-pick that cannot be broken is proof the Thieve's guild do not honor the house unmourned.

I find it funny how Nocturnal herself gives you the skeleton key in Oblivion for doing a mundane task for her.

I always imagine Nerevar is just chilling at Lord Dagoths Urs place playing some elder scrolls, then Lord Dagoth just ends up giving a full-blown sermon on whatever he's doing

You forgot to mention that being an unbreakable lockpick is just the most basic power of the key, the developers weren't willing to give us access to all the cool things Mercer Frey did with it like unlocking locks that didn't even have a key hole or getting into semantic super power nonsense by using it to 'unlock' his own potential and thereby get some neat things like super strength.

The mages guild was tragic. Your "reward" is endless cleanup duty repeating quests....That's right! Latrine duty across Skyrim is the role of the Arch-Mage. Unclogging energy toilets (portals) and cleaning up hardened balls of ectoplasm that somehow are the highest level enemies in the game...What a grand and intoxicating innocence.

Every time I restart a Skyrim playthrough, I go to Riften and ask the elf at the meadery about Maven Blackbriar (do this like 600 times and your speech will be 100)

"Come Nerevar, come." "What a grand and intoxicating innocence." My two favorite lines.

Favorite quest reward in Skyrim, 500 Septims for every single East Empire Pendent, there's a lot of them and they respawn in areas you have to keep passing through. Least favorite quest reward, the 2 Septims from the Battle Born boy for getting Braith to leave him alone... Absolute best quest reward from any faction, getting paid to beat the hell out of Nazim by the Companions. Getting money for doing something you want to do for free and not incurring a bounty, priceless.

“How can you bribe a god?” 😂

I'm a simple man: I hear the sermons of Lord Dagoth Ur and I proceed to honor the sixth house and the tribe unmourned

This sermon is perfect to go along with my serving of ash yam and sujamma. Glory to House Dagoth!

You can actually access the Blades rewards before the Paarthunax dilemma comes up. All you have to do is give 3 followers to the Blades. I prefer Erik the Slayer, Benor, and Uthgurd. Lydia is bae, don’t give her up. All of them specialize in heavy armor, which means the Blade armor is really good for them. Then, Esbern sends you to get a single dragon scale and bone. Then he makes a potion for you to drink. It grants a PERMANENT 25% defense buff to Dragon melee attacks. Spellbreaker can do wonders for breath attacks.

Not sure why im appearently the only one that remembers this but you do jot exchange the skeleton key for nightingale armor. You get the armor before even going after the key. You get both. In exchange for the key you get some mediocre powers youll never use.

My least favorite Elder Scrolls reward is the Ring of Azura because acquiring it required me to come as a traitor, rather than as a friend, defeat Dagoth Ur (who I wanted to join) and dishonor the Sixth House and The Tribe Unmourned.

The worst one is you collecting 24 strange stones of baranziah to get some crap boost to finding jewels.

Prehaps the real faction rewards was the loot I sold along the way ?

Least favorite Quest reward? The random junk from the Lights Out quest. I got scammed by the filthy farmtool and his sister. I wish it had the option to turn him into the guards

"Or maybe it got sent back from the future." and proceeds to show an image of Pelinal. I see what you did there.

Deepest apologies, Dagoth Ur.