The Best of the Blue-Haired People! - 2023, Vol. 4 (Season 2 Finale)

Before Movies Sucked!
Before Movies Sucked!
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Published 2023-12-14
The Blue-Haired People are back to save movies!

Thank you all so much for two great seasons of "Before Movies Sucked!" Enjoy this 4th compilation of all "Problematic Listing as per the Blue-Haired People" segments from our 2023 full-length movie reviews.

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Buy or rent the full movies reviewed in this video at the links below.
Spartan:    • Spartan  
Looney Tunes: Back in Action:    • Looney Tunes: Back in Action  
Lara Croft: Tomb Raider:    • Lara Croft: Tomb Raider  
Tears of the Sun:    • Tears Of The Sun  
Teen Titans Go! to the Movies:    • Teen Titans Go! To the Movies  

0:00 Intro
0:27 Spartan
4:07 Looney Tunes: Back in Action
11:36 Lara Croft: Tomb Raider
21:12 Tears of the Sun
30:58 Teen Titans Go! to the Movies
42:37 Bonus! - Lane Takes Issue with Real-Life Grinch Seth Rogen's Assault on Christmas... and Ninja Turtles!
43:22 Bonus Bonus! - Lane Takes Issue with "Marvel's The Marvels..." (Obviously)
44:46 Bonus Bonus Bonus! - Lane Takes Issue with the Lack of Dinosaurs and Cup Sizes in Lara Croft Movies!
46:14 Bonus Bonus Bonus Bonus! - Lane Takes Issue with YouTube's Fair-Use Copyright Policy That Makes Reviewing "Lara Croft: Tomb Raider" in Standardized Format Impossible!
46:59 Bonus Bonus Bonus Bonus Bonus! - Random, Edited-Out Joke Clips from the Cutting Room Floor!

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All Comments (10)
  • @JOSH-lw2jv
    Merry Christmas, Lane from Canada. 🎄
  • @BeforeMoviesSucked
    Damn right I brought back the Rick Roll... The joke's old when I say it's old.
  • @JOSH-lw2jv
    13:18 (from Mel Gibson's "Braveheart") Robert the Bruce: "NOOOOOOO!!!!" 13:19 (from "The Phantom Menace") Fodesinbeed Annodue (the two-headed Podrace announcer): "Oh, I don't care what universe you're from. That's gotta hurt!"
  • @JOSH-lw2jv
    2:33-2:48 The best facepalm moment from "NAKED GUN 33 1/3: The Final Insult". 10:08 Daffy Duck's horrified reaction is everyone's when they heard Disney is making a realistic-CGI remake of "BAMBI".
  • @JOSH-lw2jv
    1:17-1:33 (from "TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES II: The Secret of The Ooze") Master Splinter: "Idiots!"
  • @JOSH-lw2jv
    It's such a shame that nobody ever listens to Stallone's speech in the 6th "ROCKY" film: "ROCKY BALBOA". Rocky Balboa: "It ain't about how hard you hit, it's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving. How much you can take, and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done! . . . But you got to be willing to take the hits, and not pointing fingers saying you ain't where you want to be because of him or her or anybody! Cowards do that, AND THAT AIN'T YOU! YOU'RE BETTER THAN THAT!"
  • @JOSH-lw2jv
    31:38-31:42 (clip from "Gangs of New York") William "Bill the Butcher" Cutting: (long pause) "What in the heaven's name are you talking about?" 31:43-31:47 (clip from "Die Hard") Hans Gruber: "OK."
  • @JOSH-lw2jv
    Joel Schumacher: "If there's anybody watching this, that . . . lets say, loved "BATMAN Forever" and went into "BATMAN & ROBIN" with great anticipation. If I disappointed them in any way, then I really want to apologize, cause it wasn't my intention. My intention was just to entertain them." (Sane person reaction) Sheev Palpatine from "The Phantom Menace": "A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one." 10:35 (The interview with Rachel Zeigler on Disney's "SNOW WHITE" live-action remake) (Sane person reaction) Padmé Amidala from "Revenge of The Sith": "So this how liberty dies, with thunder—ous applause."