Basically ANY main character in a detective anime.

overuse of the word "however" is vital to any detective anime dub

unrealistic, we don't know every single little detail about all the characters through flashbacks

I dunno what’s more impressive, the detective’s skills, speed of the helicopter or the way they ID’d and caught that guy so quickly

I want to someday say “Get me a helicopter to Chuck E. Cheese’s right now” with 100% seriousness

“How did you know I was in the room!?” “Easy, there are about 815,000 molecules in your average room. In this room, there are 1.8 million molecules. Each molecule shifts 1cm² of an inch to the left, every five minutes. I walk into the living room every 2 hours and 15 minutes when the molecules shift to the right, as long as no one steps in the room.”

Anime Detective: Person: breathes Anime Detective: IT WAS YOU

"Hey, I'm here for the interview" "Okay, what's your power?" "I'm such a good detective it warps reality and grants me omniscience about anything I develop even slight insight into" "And the drawback?" "I can only do it when the camera's on me" "And what do you do when the camera's not on you?" "Mostly alcoholism and mourning the death of my wife"

"he tripped. And layed down in agony" Dang, never knew that tripping could be so deadly 🤣

"No, it's the room we thought we were in." If this isn't the best anime plot twist then I don't know what is.

Plot twist: The detective is actually american, and in America they read comics from left to right, while manga is from right to left. Thus, he can see the panels ahead of time.

“I need you to lick the door” And kids that’s how corona started

I rarely ever watch anime, but I remember when I was a kid I used to have a crush on Detective Conan, this was how things basically goes: - the hands in pockets - half face smirking mouth camera shots - the "hmph" laugh - pushing their eye glasses with their fingers or the eyes shadow where you can only see their mouth - that calm and cool voice while explaining how the crime happened - shining eye glasses in the darkness - the shot where the character is in the darkness with a streak of light shining diagonally on them

Brooo he forgot one main detail Half smirk ✅ Noise of satisfactory ✅ Glasses adjustment😭 Hands inevitably in pockets✅

If just one anime detective worked at the FBI, all unsolved mysteries would be resolved within a week.

Facts, the main character for some reason always gotta be the smartest person alive

Light Yagami: breathes L: I dunno seems kinda Kira to me

I WISH YOU ADJUSTED THEM GLASSES 😭😭

This is everyone after they watch a couple episodes of death note😂😂😂

Anime detective: (gives elaborate deduction) Guy with him: so that's how the robber stole the green jewel Detective: (turns to him dramatically) I knew it Guy: huh? Detective: I never said the jewel was green Guy: (sweating) what? Detective: it was you Guy: I- but- don't be ridiculous Detective: I knew it was you from the beginning when we first met (gives another elaborate deduction)

Main characters in detective movies be like: “proof: Just trust me”